Anonymous said: I don't want to go see that movie, but your blog told me to. What do I do?
instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
One of my favorite hobbies is reading satirical articles and headlines and reading the outraged comments of people who don’t understand what satire is