cburkett013 asked: so legitimate.
grandma: *turns to mtv's "16 and pregnant"*
grandma: which ones snooki
Me: My computer was hacked
David Karp: It was missing e
Me: I'm depressed
David Karp: Must be missing e
Me: I'm pregnant
David Karp: It's missing e
Me: I'm dead
David Karp: missing e
Give me liberty or give me meth. Preferably meth.– Historians agree that the revision of Patrick Henry’s speech was for the better. (via suburbantragic)
When you drive by tall buildings
The simple truth about Facebook
bestnatesmithever: If you think Facebook is annoying, you have annoying friends. If you think Facebook is shallow, you have shallow friends. Whatever you think about Facebook, that is a direct reflection of your friends. OR…you are using Facebook wrong.