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No, we do not want to play with the 37 clowns hidden under a porch..

There are plenty of things to look for before you move into a house: Is the wiring safe? Is there any rising damp? And is there a clutch of evil, killer clowns under the porch awaiting their chance to destroy you and everything you love? This is the frightening image that met Reddit user SirAntoniusBlock after he helped some friends move and they made the mistake of poking around in dark, dirty places. Obviously, the best option at this point is to cleanse the porch and the evils it harbors with a flamethrower. However, we also like sandozguineapig’s suggestion: “Keep digging until you find their tiny car, and give them directions back to hell.” [Source]

No, we do not want to play with the 37 clowns hidden under a porch..

There are plenty of things to look for before you move into a house: Is the wiring safe? Is there any rising damp? And is there a clutch of evil, killer clowns under the porch awaiting their chance to destroy you and everything you love? This is the frightening image that met Reddit user SirAntoniusBlock after he helped some friends move and they made the mistake of poking around in dark, dirty places. Obviously, the best option at this point is to cleanse the porch and the evils it harbors with a flamethrower. However, we also like sandozguineapig’s suggestion: “Keep digging until you find their tiny car, and give them directions back to hell.” [Source]

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