The Queen is not Amused...but I am.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
weaselle
saipng

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I’m baby…….

aether-rey

Moms Edge…

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Wait is this the source of “I’m baby call 911” ?????

chaos-and-cookies

I think she was trying to say “i am, baby” but still……

weaselle

for anyone curious, it was 2017 and she almost certainly was trying to say “I am”

Savannah (the girl above) said she wanted to call the police, but the intruder was rummaging through things in the next room and she didn’t want the intruder to hear her, so she texted her mother.

After getting Savannah’s texts, her mother called a neighbor and the police. The neighbor arrived first and started shouting Savannah’s name, which caused the intruder to flee.

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weaselle
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

we all have a specific knowledge that just…changed us. for life.

anyway it is super important to me u know that scientists have successfully performed head transplants on mice

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yes, that is a black mouse head transplanted on a white mouse body, and it is alive. 

rosethevoid

Oh god…

weaselle

that’s not even… yo, we can take a MEMORY out of one mouse brain and copy it into a different mouse’s brain.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-successful-artificial-memory-has-been-created/#:~:text=In%20the%20case%20of%20memory,within%20brain%20of%20the%20mouse.&text=Memory%20has%20been%20called%20%E2%80%9Cthe,source%20of%20one’s%20personal%20history.

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weaselle
mrspider

do you guys ever go to make a tumblr post and then do like seven levels of mental chess to think about how someone could horribly misinterpret your words against you. i was just thinking about saying “can you imagine actually liking maroon 5′s music” and then my brain jumped ahead five days to where some random tumblr user with a url like hagrids-left-nutsack or something comments “maroon 5 is mostly enjoyed by older suburban housewives by saying this you make it very clear you hate the elderly, the working class and women” and i like

well anyway. can you imagine actually liking maroon 5′s music

weaselle

good news! I like Maroon 5′s music and I see nothing wrong with your post, keep saying what you feel bro

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